June 8, 2026 Buckle Up: TMI

 I remember mentioning how the algorithm on my social media changes immediately following my 70th birthday.  As someone who once considered a career in journalism, I found myself delving into some of these advertisements, out of curiosity, in case I was missing out on something. Here is what I've discerned.

Aging for women is not for the weak or insecure.  I've found that there are issues of which I was not aware are, apparently, critical as I've never been 70 before.  I hope all of you have brought your senses of humor today.

*Old lady smell they assure that you have but don't know it? We have a soap for that.

*Hot flashes keeping you awake? We have a bed cover for that.  Said cover will also save your marriage, in some cases. 

*Meno belly poking fun at you?  We have a miracle supplement for that.

*Want your lady bits to resemble when you were 5? We have a cream to wipe it all away.

*Don't know your feminine archetype?  We will tell you what you should wear...for a fee.

*Sore hips, legs, back, or excess weight?  We can whip you in shape from a chair in days.

*Wrinkles? We have a cream for that.

*Lipstick bleeding into your wrinkles? We have a lipstick for that.

Turns out that these companies are attempting to get rich by making women feel inadequate if we don't make ourselves appear, smell, or dress the right way. What a racket!

My only advice is just be you. In my opinion, the only thing that stinks is the targeted advertising. ☘




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